Howdy Ya’ll
Don’t squat on your Spurs.
Go West young Man, Go West.
A Cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
I’m gonna pump ya’ full of lead.
Never drink unless your alone or with somebody.
Cowboy coffee aint’ safe drinkin’.
There’s many theories about arguin’ with a woman. None of them work.
Being silent, may be your best answer.
Every trail has puddles, son.
No matter where you go. There you are.
Sometimes we have summer all winter and winter all summer, but regulararly’ we have no rain.
Don’t just lay there and bleed.
Scars are Cowboy tattoos with better stories.
Howdy Pard!
Only out on the Range can you find yourself.
Whoa Nellie!
Back off city boy.
I reckon this is gonna hurt a little.
Size does matter, the bigger your buckle the better.
Give me a stiff one, Barkeep.
Ride it like you stole it.
Come to wake some snakes?
That horse could buck a mans whiskers plum off.
Don’t ever try on another mans Hat, it’s like getting’ on his Horse or Woman.
Don’t worry ‘bout bitin’ off more than you can chew, your mouth is bigger’n you think.
Never drink downstream from your horse.
Cowboys never have enough guns, dogs, or pickup trucks.
That boy’s plumb weak north of his ears!
Telling a man to go to hell and makin’ him do it are two different propositions.
Well Butter my Butt and call me Biscut!
He’ll be all over that like a chicken on a June bug!
That beats anything I ever helt, felt or smelt.
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